
1. It is an enormous explanation to get sloshed with your closest girlfriends. Not that we require an excuse.
2. You do not have to smile through gritted teeth when you get preposterously lame lingerie as a gift.
3. There's no well again night to pick up definite single men at the bar.
4. You can see if you in fact can make it through the complete winter without shaving your legs.
5. You do not have to listen to anyone's "Valentine's Day is just a made-up profitable holiday, blah blah blah" verbal communication.
6. It is the wonderful day to blow your New Year's resolution to consume healthy by buying yourself a box of chocolates — Godiva, not superstore trademark.
7. There's no superior time to perform some self-love with a deep-tissue massage at an unbelievable spa.
8. You are not spending it with that idiot you spent last Valentine's Day with.
9. It's absolutely satisfactory to spend the day working late, eat Chinese take-out for dinner in your bumper fleece pajamas, and not put out previous to you go to bed.
10. You can spend it with the most modern, funniest, and smartest person you recognize — you.
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